Lordofthe-REM

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.



1.)Your name?

Joseph

A man's man.Extremely Awesome.

"Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph! "


2.)Your age?

20

the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.
"i can count to twenty!"
"twenty is my favorite number."



3.)One of your friends?

Will

Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legs.



4.)What should you be doing?

Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping."
"Those were sleeping noises grandma."


5.)Favorite color?

Black

1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

"I own a black car."

"A black person stole my car."

6.)Birthplace?

Earth

Mostly harmless


7.)Month of birth?

April

the month were the sexiest bitches are born

"april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol."




8.)Last person you talked to?

Brittney

The un-preppy way to spell Britany or Brittany.

"Brittney's so cool! VS. Britany's a preppy bitch!"

---->DAMN STRAIGHT.


9.)One of your nicknames?

Jake

1.the police.

"we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over."
--->(One man neighborhood watch, *maybe*. Cops, no. Lol)

2.an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love

"Wow, I really want a jake."
---->(I appreciate the sentiment. But statistically speaking... wrong. Very wrong.)

3.A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.

"She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!"

--->GOD no! A) That description makes me wanna puke... (Seriously, do people talk like that? Really? Wait... don't answer that.) and B) Who the fuck wants FOURTEEN PLUS INCHES?? *Seriously?*? It's not like you can FIT the fucking thing anywhere! Not in any... useful... anatomical positions... I mean, for fuck's sake, how would a guy even fit it in his JEANS?? ARGH! *PEOPLE*!!!

---K. I'm done.

[x] kissed someone before dating
[x] gotten a phone taken away in class
[x] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far:4


[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[x] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far:9


[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] text people during class
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far:14

[x] took pictures during school hours
[x] called someone during school hours
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far:17


[ ] threw something at the teacher
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[x] broke the dress code
[x] failed a class
[x] ate food during class
Total so far:21

[x] gotten a call from school
[x] couldn't go on a field trip or dance cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your stuff to school
[x] given a teacher the finger when they were looking
[x] Kissed during class/school
Total so far: 26

[ ] faked your parents signature
[x] slept in class
[x] cussed at your teacher
[x] copied homework
[x] got in trouble with the principal/vice principal
Total so far:30

Multiply by 3

Post as "I messed up _% of my teenage life"

Autumn's here now, y'know. She's been waiting in the wings for a year since I saw her last, and I'm reminded she was a true and great love.

"Jake," You're saying, "She's an anthropomorphic personification at best, dude..."

I love Autumn no matter what anyone says. So what if I can't see her? I can feel her, can't I? Since I was a kid, I would love it when she showed up, a breath outside my windowsill, cooling down the glass, telling me that things were changing.

The neighbors, particularly back in the innocent days of Red Hook, Dutchess County, y'know, they would burn her leaves. Said it was for clearing space, getting rid of refuse... but I'd smell the scent of her dry and earthen perfume, so sweet and sensual, and I'd view it as some sacred homage.

She'd stand out in the backyard with me, my Atumn would... we'd roll around in the grass, with my first dog, Jake (Yes, that's where I originally got the idea for my current nickname, and he was a good boy ) and those leaves would thrash about with us. We'd dive into their happy heaps sometimes, boy and dog, an unstoppable duo out to explore and excite our own dreams into existing

I would have such conversations with my dog, I'll have you know. I'd wrap my arms around his neck in a bear hug, and I'd say, "Can you see her, boy?"

Sometimes, I think that Jake said yes. "Yes, Joe, I can see her." He'd nuzzle me with that cold nose of his, and lick my face.

I loved him. I miss him now. How are you this Autumn, boy?

Years trickled by with a dastardly indifference. How many Hollow's Eves did I let fade from my grasp, for my mother wouldn't let me "dress up". And my father always had this strange dislike for the whole  concept of tricks and treats and candy apples doled from a neighbor's doorstep. I have done nothing for that wondrous holiday in oh-so-long... it saddens, it really does.

I'd always wanted my first kiss to happen while leaves burned and the sun set... while winds whispered promises and a cool air cheered spontaneity in somber tones.

But no, my first kiss was in a  high-school hallway. I had no idea what to do. In some ways I doubt anyone would understand, I still don't. When a body and another become one in a night-time bed, it's one thing. When lips combine it's an oath, a promise, even the most casual. For me, that's the case, at least. And it's  so much more important in my mind, heart, soul, then anything the others I've known have known.

Autumn, she's a brilliant surveyor, she is. She picks her scenes for romance with a deft hand , quick wit, and iron will.

I remember standing with a girl outside, roughly two years back, and nearly leaning in to kiss her. We both turned away at the same moment, and she made a jest about bad romance movies.

What would've happened, I sometimes catch myself wondering, but counter with the idea it's better, I'm sure, to never know.

If it were supposed to happen, I'm sure Autumn would've allowed it then... for everything was perfect that day.

All Autumn days for me know their own perfections.

I found "occultism" the first time when Autumn knew the earth. Not the whacked-out witchcraft of the  "stab-stab-cut, and hate the world" Variety that my bass player had choked me with  for a summer and a lifetime... if what was done to me those days could be termed a sort of twisted spiritual rape, then what I found in Autumns then were days of purest love.

"I shall never leave you," I'd imagine Atumn saying, but there were always tears in her voice. I used to toil my notebooks,  writing fervently and frantically... foolishly, to try and make her stay, with any spell, any ritual...

But eventually, my innocence was stolen my the forces of time and tragedy. A few loves known, quite af few more lost, and pain within the hearth called home, it worsened till something clicked.

It's Autumn's disappearing act that makes her special. It's the mystery, and the longing and the need for change.

I decided I didn't need her to stay... but I really hoped she would come back.

Every October, it seems she finds some reason to come back in. She butters the leaves until they blush. They fall from the tree, and rather than mourn, she says good luck.

I could use your luck, I could use your beauty...

But for now, to feel your temperatures on my skin again... it makes things okay.

It really, really does.

Autumn angel, whatever your name might be, please... do watch over me?

Your embrace is something I don't ever want to forget.

-----Jake Bozlinski, AKA Rem Murakai

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:

Jake

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Jakizzle...? Whoa... dude, that's actually kinda cool..

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Black Wolf, or perhaps Black Dog... *Irony abound!*


4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Bozja... dude... total Jedi-ism right thurrrr


5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Scarlet Mt. Dew... With a little leniency, I'd call myself, "The Scarlet Dew"!


6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name, then last three letters of your last name)

Azjokeski


7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)

James Claire


8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Earl


9. YOUR SPY NAME: (agent, the last 2 digits of your telephone #, and the first letter of your last name)

Agent 73-B

10. YOUR ALPHABET NAME: (the letter that goes with your age, minus 6, then three letters after that, then two letters before it, z, and the first letter of the name of your favorite fish)

Mpkzt

Oh, and I can add three other letter... uhhh...

WTF????