Lordofthe-REM

Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you. Tag 3 people. 1.)Your name? Joseph A man's man.Extremely Awesome. "Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph! " 2.)Your age? 20 the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting. "i can count to twenty!" "twenty is my favorite number." 3.)One of your friends? Will Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legs. 4.)What should you be doing? Sleeping To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in. "GET OUT GRAN

[x] kissed someone before dating [x] gotten a phone taken away in class [x] gotten suspended [x] gotten caught chewing gum [ ] gotten caught cheating on a test Total so far:4 [x] arrived late to class more than 5 times [x] didn't do homework over 5 times [x] turned at least 3 projects in late [x] missed school just because you felt like it [x] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class Total so far:9 [x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school [x] text people during class [x] passed notes [x] threw stuff across the room [x] laughed at the teacher Total so far:14 [x] took pictures during school hours [x] called some

Autumn's here now, y'know. She's been waiting in the wings for a year since I saw her last, and I'm reminded she was a true and great love. "Jake," You're saying, "She's an anthropomorphic personification at best, dude..." I love Autumn no matter what anyone says. So what if I can't see her? I can feel her, can't I? Since I was a kid, I would love it when she showed up, a breath outside my windowsill, cooling down the glass, telling me that things were changing. The neighbors, particularly back in the innocent days of Red Hook, Dutchess County, y'know, they would burn her leaves. Said it was for clearing space, getting rid of refuse... but